Petting chart for my cats : r/funny

Long Dong Silver

Oh Long Johnson

Oh long john

Talking Cat, South Park Archives

to measure a cat : r/therewasanattempt

Real question, does anyone have a skinny cat? Every tuxedo cat that I ever had was fat, never saw a skinny one (not even in the street) : r/TuxedoCats

Don Johnson's 5 Kids: All About Jesse, Dakota, Atherton, Jasper and Deacon

Cat Who Invented Bebop, The – The Creative Company Shop

Long Dong (from an ad for penis enlargement pills) : r/BadMensAnatomy

Any tips on how to keep my cat off the Xbox? He's really cute and all but I don't want to have hair in the internals. : r/xboxone